STOP harassing me you Lesbo/Butch

Ahem, I only just realised this morning something about what the lesbian/Butch (henceforth to be known as LB) said. She told me 2 days ago that she found out about my resignation through my blog. Heck? how'd the hell did she know that? My open blog said nothing about me leaving at all.

Being the supremely dumb person at the time, I thought that someone had blabbed and naturally, I didn't like that. Anyway, this morning... EUREKA! ... or more truthfully... SHITTTTEEE!!!@#!#@!#@! it hit me... the LB had found her way into this blog.... my "closed" blog where only my closest friends are told to come. Dammit... dammit dammit...

But wait a minute, why not turn it into my own advantage? I mean, I certainly can't tell the LB off in person in full view of my soon to be ex-colleagues and good friends. And, while I want to get my point across, I am not mean enough to turn LB persona-non-grata in her own workplace lest it comes back and hit me as bad karma. At least... NOT YET.

So here is the unvarnished truth. If LB had indeed found her way here and is hurt by my words, so much the better. At least, she will bloody well know to stop harassing me and leave me alone.

1. I am NOT GOOD FRIENDS with LB
2. I am NOT CLOSE to LB. That's only wishful thinking on her part.
3. I don't like LB. She is creepy and wierd.
4. I don't like LB. I think she is either a lesbian or a sex-change operation wannabe.
5. I don't like LB. She keeps making passes at me although I have told her to "Fuck off"
6. I hate LB for making use of our mutual friend to try to get close to me. My views have not changed. I do not want to go out with you. I do not want you to "treat" me to dinner, I do not want to travel with you and most certainly, I do not want to keep in touch with you after I leave.
7. I also do NOT want to play internal mail tag with LB. STOP sending me "gifts" via internal mail. I don't want anything from you, NOT software, NOT french movies, NOT Cirque du Soleil stuff... NOT anything.
8. I want LB to leave me alone. She is scary.
9. I will delete and block LB once she is no longer my colleague.
10. I will remove her from my MSN, My e-mail as well as my phone. I will also not answer any of her calls and sms.
11. I want LB to stop harassing me. Isn't it clear that I am only trying to be professional and politically correct at work but I really really don't want to have anything to do with her at all?

LB, if you do not cease and desist... and you keep harassing me either directly or through our mutual friends... Even if it is something I will not want to do, I will personally see to it that everybody will know and think that you are some kind of whacko homosexual stalker... from your department to my department to wherever. So stop it. I am leaving.

Let me leave in peace... or forever suffer the consequences.