Never eat and shit in the same place

(Note: This is one ANGRY post. No point trying to comment here. I'm just using this to blow off steam)


Oi! Butch! You know who you are. Stop pushing my buttons will you?

I am not and will never be GAY.

Neither am I a bisexual.

Why can’t you see that I am not interested in you and will NEVER be interested in you?

Leave me ALONE.

Stop your “overly friendly” practices. I don’t want to go to
- China
- Hong Kong
- Macau
- Tioman
- Star Cruises
- Japan OR
Holidays of any kind with YOU!

I have only known you for a few months. I don’t know much about you, neither do you know much about ME! Stop kidding yourself. We are NOT close friends. We are only ACQUAINTANCES.

I don’t want you to offer to pay my condo downpayment, neither do I want to share a condo/apartment with you, regardless of whether the condo/apartment is in Singapore or elsewhere.

I don’t want to go sailing with you even if you have a f**king boat license.

I am not interested in playing golf. Not even if you were to lend me your clubs, I still will NOT go.

I don’t want to go to Fitness First with you. I don’t intend to buy a gym package, I don’t want to go so please stop bugging me. I don’t care even if you can bring guestsand would like to invite me.

Stop inviting me out for dinners or weekend outings every other day. I will not be within 10 metres of you if I can help it. It doesn’t make things better if you keep offering to pay for me. It just makes it weird.

Stop offering to do stuff for me like helping me to change my room lights. I am female. You are female… ugh… weird.

Stop your stupid innuendos about not buying a car because you don’t have anybody to drive around. If you don’t want a car, just say so… I hate being made the subject of innuendoes. For that matter, stop your silly innuendoes about not having someone to stay with if you buy your own apartment.

YOU are downright creepy.

Get your f***king sexual preferences in order. You are one confused person. Your behaviour is not called “being friendly”, it’s called sexual harassment.

When you can’t even be truthful to yourself about who you are or what you are, I find that I cannot respect you as a person. Telling me you don’t “identify” with GAYS when the way you behave is so obviously Lesbian, it’s so ridiculous, it’s laughable.

When you cross the border between personal into the professional realm, you better watch your step. You are so going to get busted if you piss me off. I never asked you to volunteer. Neither did I promise you that if you did volunteer, you’d get to work with me. So don’t give me that, “I’m busy and I can’t help” business at the 11th hour. I will not persuade you. I will simply throw the rule book at your BOSS. I won’t even bother to deal with you directly.

You peon.

Hasn’t anybody taught you never to eat and shit in the same place?

*pissed*